For those of you who don’t follow us on twitter (VWD = @SwirlSipSnark and GEG = @GrapeEnvyGuy) or weren’t on twitter to see our live tweets of the Thursday night Fauquier BoS meeting, we figured we’d provide the transcript here.
There’s outrage, drama, humor, snark – everything you’ve come to expect from us.
FYI, we did take a few liberties with the exact order of the tweets so that you could follow the conversation thread, but I think you’ll be able to forgive us.
VA Wine Diva’s tweets are indicated by SSS and Grape Envy Guy’s tweets are indicated by GEG. Tweets from anyone else are prefaced by their twitter handle.
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SSS: Looks like even with closed circuit tv rooms, the Fauquier BoS meeting is going to be standing room only #vawine
@PCWinery: Testimony just started, standing room only, here we go……
SSS: the farm winery ordinance is finally being presented and discussion will soon begin #vawine
@PCWinery: Rumor behind the scenes is vote will be 4 to 1 against wineries ……
SSS: Public comments have started #vawine
GEG: Every time Oasis gets bitch slapped take a drink #FootlooseCounty
SSS: RT @GrapeEnvyGuy Every time Oasis gets bitch slapped take a drink #FootlooseCounty <– glad you made it…where’s the booze?
GEG: @swirlsipsnark I’m buying a cane w/ a hidden cognac bottle for future meetings
@PCWinery: Fox meadow just asked one of the board members to recuse himself because he is a competitor who sells wine
GEG: Folks are coming out swinging. Good.
SSS: …hasn’t the Marterella case already made it through court? #vawine
GEG: People need defended from the “massive wine industry.” Mmhmm.
@VAWineNose: Just like they need defended from jobs. Wish it was “massive”, then they’d have to find someone their own size to pick on.
GEG: @VAWineNose you aren’t kidding!
SSS: since when is the #vawine industry a Goliath?
GEG: @swirlsipsnark BLOC = bitter landowner council
GEG: RT @swirlispsnark ..hasn’t the Marterella case already made it through court? #vawine <– dead horses don’t squirm
GEG: RT @swirlsipsnark since when is the #vawine industry a Goliath? <-truth is what they say it is
SSS: RT @GrapeEnvyGuy @swirlsipsnark BLOC = bitter landowner council <– too true!
GEG: Lady in the room next to me is clearly an anti-winery mean girl. Shut it and let the grownups talk
SSS: @GrapeEnvyGuy I lied about who I was so I didn’t have to deal with her too much
GEG: Omg someone saying we should base policy on data. You pinko!
GEG: Mean girl thinks last speaker shouldn’t have opinion b/c she has a non-VA (northeast) accent. Just in case you doubted what this was about.
@PCWinery: Kate Marterella just took the stage! Go Kate!
GEG: Mean grrl hates her some Kate Marterella. Mocking a spouse who passed on is f’d up lady.
GEG: Do y’all believe Kate that her neighbors harassed her? Yeah me too.
GEG: It’s muthaf***ing Jim Law… wait, he’s for the ordinance? Shit
@PCWinery: Jim Law, Linden Vineyards just spoke in favor of the ordinance and against the wineries!!!!
SSS: Jim Law came out in favor of ordinance #vawine
@WineAboutVa: RT @swirlsipsnark Jim Law came out in favor of ordinance: Jim, not everyone can make a go of it like you have
GEG: .@WineAboutVA clearly he feels that bootstrapping your way to good wine isn’t ok
@TLColson: he’s entitled to his opinion, but Damn…
GEG: @TLColson yeah, not cool. At all.
@VAWineNose: @SwirlSipSnark Jim Law is doing his own thing…
SSS: @VAWineNose it doesn’t surprise me at all, but not everyone had his financial options at startup either
SSS: the reality is that we all have to live with some noise from neighbors – adopt a db standard so it’s enforceable #vawine
@keswickvineyard: Hope they follow what the Albemarle BOS did, we have a set db standard now hich makes it easier to comply with & enforce
SSS: @keswickvineyard I’d love that, but there’s so much more in this ordinance and the county politics are just screwy
GEG: Lesson: don’t be a dick or your neighbors will kneecap you. Come on, son.
Supervisor Peter Schwartz plots the course of the evening
GEG: Wait, Schwartz hung out at Vintage Ridge?
SSS: So far we’re at 8 against and 4 for (the public not the BoS) #vawine
GEG: Apparently to neighbors, Pearmund is the new Oasis. Who knew?
SSS: Man…Pearmund really seems to be a problem for the neighbors #vawine
SSS: Most recent speaker doesn’t support it but wants more restriction #vawine
SSS: RT @TLColson What Fauquier County BOS does tonight will guide #vawine in the county for the future. We need a NO vote!
@PCWinery: Jim Dolphin, delaplane cellars just proclaimed the ordinance will put it out of business
GEG: I just fell in love w/ an older lady. Truth to power what? #vawine
GEG: Speaker called out pick your own farms for doing the same stuff wineries getting banged for #vawine
GEG: Damn Rectortown represent!
GEG: Current chica thinks all wineries MUST make all their wine on site. Custom crush of your fruit would be illegal #badidea
@TLColson: @GrapeEnvyGuy is she in the business? Why is that even relevant?
GEG: @TLColson grasping at straws?
@TLColson: perhaps she needs a straw… In a custom crush bottle of viognier.
GEG: @TLColson she wouldn’t appreciate it. 7-11 sells Mad Dog 20/20
GEG: Warning to all, I’ve been up since 4. Getting punchy. Filter is going away,
GEG: Round dude doesn’t get the Farm Winery definition and he calls the BoS honorable. But, he agrees they need to vote no. 1/3 ain’t bad.
GEG: Former GM of @barreloak owned those bitches! You go!
GEG: Jeepers, someone needs to tell a certain winery owner to stop pooping where he eats. Not helping.
GEG: Dude wants EVERY WINERY to have its own unique laws #smallgovtexceptforyou
SSS: I think we’re up to 17 against and 8 for
GEG: Anyone catch this new winery owner’s name?
SSS: RT @GrapeEnvyGuy Anyone catch this new winery owner’s name? <– I think it was Cliff Taylor
GEG: Yes! This guy is EXACTLY what I’m talking about when I mention bootstrappers and little guys. Don’t screw him and his family, BoS
GEG: Molon Lave employee calls out hypocrisy of letting horse farms do events, camps, and clinics sans oversight #vawine
SSS: We’ve got a non-county speaker representing those of us who spend money here because of #vawine visits
GEG: Hey, it’s Studio Foodie! Check our FB page for a link to her blog
Yes, I already used it once. Recycling saves the planet! -G
GEG: Smart citizen would pick new winery over new subdivision. Don’t the Fauquier signs say preserving agriculture?
@TLColson: @GrapeEnvyGuy that’s just a motto… You took that seriously?
GEG: @TLColson it’s good marketing I guess
GEG: Oh crap mean girl is talking. Hissssssss
SSS: The woman speaking now bragged to me earlier about being part of CFFC a while back when they were nastier #vawine
@VAWineDogs: @SwirlSipSnark CFFC? “The woman speaking now bragged to me earlier about being part of CFFC a while back when they were nastier” #vawine
SSS: @VAWineDogs citizens for Fauquier county – they basically wrote the ordinance
@Virginia_Made: Need rotten grapes from fall 2011 harvest? “@GrapeEnvyGuy: Oh crap mean girl is talking. Hissssssss”
GEG: @Virginia_Made lol. I think a run by fruiting is wholly appropriate here!
@DrinkWhatULike: @GrapeEnvyGuy @SwirlSipSnark Appreciate the BOS updates!
GEG: @DrinkWhatULike I’m firing up in advance if I ever do this again
SSS: RT @GrapeEnvyGuy @DrinkWhatULike I’m firing up in advance if I ever do this again <– you and me both
GEG: Anyone believe MeanGirl that wineries don’t monitor drinking and turn drunk guests onto the roads all day every day?
@vawinetime: @GrapeEnvyGuy @swirlsipsnark Are either of you speaking tonight? Love the updates!
GEG: @vawinetime hell no. I get inappropriate when I’m tired and annoyed. You know that.
GEG: The VA wine Council rep is smart, prepared, and on the right side. Nothing to snark about here
@VApourhouse: @GrapeEnvyGuy Jim Law is an asshole…yea I said it. He voted FOR the proposal …what a rotten prick
GEG: @VApourhouse he clearly feels there is one right way to operate a winery and it’s whatever he’s doing
GEG: @VApourhouse the Jim Law thing feel like walking in on a childhood hero plowing a goat. Sad.
GEG: Omg someone think of the children! They spray vines occasionally! Stfu you pearl clutching maroon.
@vawinetime: Hahaha….do they think the children are in the fields when they spray?!?! Crazy!
GEG: @vawinetime seriously. Keep your demonspawn out of the vines and they’ll be fine. It’s a working farm.
GEG: It’s @pcwinery!
SSS: Philip Carter Strother is using the Supervisors’ own words against them #vawine
GEG: Oh snap. @pcwinery is using BoS quotes against them. Our side haz the Google, fools
GEG: RT @keswickvineyard all TR staff are TIPS trained & learn to recognize if someone has had too much to drink and shouldn’t be served or drive
GEG: Oh fudge. CFFC chick is talking. Is she being honest?
SSS: Now the CFFC rep is up #vawine
@Virginia_Made: Lips moving? Nuff said. “@GrapeEnvyGuy: Oh fudge. CFFC chick is talking. Is she being honest?”
GEG: @Virginia_made my thoughts exactly!
GEG: Of course CFFC likes the ordinance. They wrote it and handed it to their lackeys to rubber stamp #vawine
SSS: Finally, a winery owner says staff are trained not to serve drunks #vawine
GEG: Look, I know we’re on the same side. But wearing an American flag shirt to these things makes you a cartoon. Good points though.
GEG: Why am I still at a government building at 10 pm? Oh right, we can’t trust the Fauquier “media” to do their damn jobs
GEG: “This ordinance resembles a possum that’s been run over one too many times.” There’s your #vawine money quote!
@AndrewMcRoberts: I’ll have to use that one. RT @GrapeEnvyGuy: “This ordinance resembles a possum that’s been run over one too many times.” Via @swirlsipsnark
GEG: .@AndrewMcRoberts I can’t take the credit, that was the owner of Desert Rose Winery
SSS: Another Oasis reference – take another drink
SSS: 25 against, 11 for, and 2 who want even more regulations #vawine
SSS: Yes, non-fauquier residents come for #vawine and spend money on other things as well
SSS: Now the PEC rep is speaking (mostly for local regulation) #vawine
GEG: The @piedmontenviron chick is listing everything wineries do for ag, historic preservation, etc but then says they don’t and need more reg
GEG: @piedmontenviron chick is being duplicitous
GEG: Current speaker says wine tourists better/more considereate drivers than locals #vawine (cityfolk scared by tractors?)
SSS: 2 hours and we’re still talking…and we’re not even to the BoS speaking yet #vawine
GEG: Founder of Piedmont Virginian speaking. Calls current wine industry “entertainment industry”
GEG: Old dude says wineries are sucking value out of Fauquier County.
SSS: current speaker thinks governor is a lousy marketer of beverages #vawine
GEG: Old dude just called @bobmcdonnell a lousy marketer of beverages. Oh snap! #vawine
GEG: @pcwinery’s neighbor is speaking
GEG: Um…if you don’t own the land, you can’t complain about what gets built on it spoiling your views
@kellyannsquilt: @GrapeEnvyGuy bunch of cry babies #vawine
GEG: .@kellyannsquilt yep, Fauquier should be 1,000+ acre estates of fields you just look at #helphelpimbeingrepressed
GEG: Does anyone pay attention to the time limit?
SSS: I’m bored – let’s get to the vote – people seem too tired to be amusing anymore #vawine
GEG: Blue blood alert
GEG: Omg babies at a winery. Won’t someone think of the children!
SSS: RT @GrapeEnvyGuy Omg babies at a winery. Won’t someone think of the children! <–darn – you beat me to that tweet #vawine
@kellyannsquilt: it’s the #vawine that produced the children in the first place
GEG: .@kellyannsQuilt there is a club. We are not in it. #vawine
GEG: Can someone tell @piedmontenviron that conservation isn’t just rich landowners keeping everyone else out?
GEG: The ordinance sucks but we should pass it cuz we need one. Um…did you play spaceman w/ a plastic bag and rubberband as a helmet?
GEG: RT @kellyannsquilt @GrapeEnvyGuy it’s exclusive our noses don’t travel that far up a horses butt #vawine <- money quote #2
GEG: @TLColson I can’t believe I almost joined @piedmontenviron a while back #treehugginghippiefail
SSS: If we can’t have a winery ordinance we like and support, we’ll still take this one #vawine
GEG: Mean girl is being mean. Can I throw and elbow?
SSS: RT @GrapeEnvyGuy Mean girl is being mean. Can I throw an elbow? <– hell yes
@vawinetime: @GrapeEnvyGuy Elbow her good! hehehe
@TLColson: @GrapeEnvyGuy yes. Or an empty.
GEG: “There is evidence we need regs and we can gather it.” Or you could give evidence BEFORE we get a shitty ordinance
SSS: Someone in #vawine is advertising “merlot and massage”? How did I miss this?
GEG: Who is doing Merlot and a Massage? Legs and Eggs is funnier
GEG: I ❤ Betsy Dolphin
SSS: RT @GrapeEnvyGuy I ❤ Betsy Dolphin <– me too!
SSS: Public comment has now ended #vawine
@PCWinery: Peter Schwartz just moved to pass the ordinance, seconded by holder Trumbo—lee sherbeyn is making the case against it
@imkendratoo: @GrapeEnvyGuy Thanks for the updates on the hearing. Does it look as though they’ll be voting anytime soon?
GEG: .@imkendratoo Boss Hogg just moved to approve, seconded, now discussion
GEG: Lee Sherbeyn against. Your beef sticks don’t suck! #vawine
SSS: Sherbeyn is voting to oppose ordinance because he thinks we over regulate and no one on either side likes it #vawine
Supervisor Lee Sherbeyn weighs in
GEG: I should explain. Sherbeyn is a beef farmer. I thought he’d be a voice of reason!
GEG: Mean girl is shooting a look at Sherbeyn that would melt a cast iron skillet #suckithater
GEG: Problem w/your neighbors? Put on big boy pants and work it out. Paraphrasing Sherbeyn #commonsense
GEG: Sherbeyn admits there is NO EVIDENCE of danger of the roads (per local LEOs)
SSS: Sherbeyn wants wineries to have no events (safety concerns) but also thinks we shouldn’t be regulating #vawine
SSS: Now Stribling is up #vawine
GEG: Now we’re whipping out our pedigrees and measuring who’s lived here longest
GEG: Stribling thinks the ordinance is flawed but they need to pass something, so…there it is. Jackanape #vawine
SSS: Stribling says when wineries take away neighbors rights they lose their own #vawine
SSS: Granger says he’s not a rural person as he lives in a Warrenton Subdivision (and he’s a beer person) #vawine
GEG: Omfg Granger: “country people are different. I don’t understand country people.” #vawine
SSS: He hates that wineries are being referred to as roadside bars #vawine
SSS: He has learned that it takes a while to be all about the #vawine
@VAPourhouse: haha do me a favor give someone a wet Willy on the BoS just for Shits and giggles
GEG: .@VApourhouse I’ll see if @swirlsipsnark can create a distraction
GEG: @VApourhouse there’s a reason I opted not to speak #lynchmob
@VApourhouse: had I not had work obligations tonight I’d have gone and brought the New England charm with me
@VAPourhouse: I’d probably gone off on Jim Law w not so civil words
GEG: .@VApourhouse I get where he’s coming from but that was a dick move
GEG: RT @VApourhouse @GrapeEnvyGuy I don’t and he is still a dick #JudasMove <- word
GEG: Hells bells, looks like Granger is going to be a nutless twit and side with the old guard
SSS: Granger is for it #vawine
SSS: RT @ TLColson @GrapeEnvyGuy #headdesk <– right with you
GEG: So Lone Star, I see your Peter Schwartz is speaking now
SSS: Schwartz thinks the version released at 5pm tonight has finally achieved a balance #vawine
@TLColson: The way the BOS is voting, I assume lawsuits will be filed soon, & Secy of AG may get involved. #idiots I don’t want to pay to defend this
@VAPourhouse: @TLColson no question this is going to be Marterella round two
SSS: @VApourhouse @TLColson this is definitely going to court… #vawine
GEG: Quit pontificating Schwartz my battery is at 10%
SSS: Carried 4 to 1 #vawine
GEG: 4 to 1. Sonofabitch
GEG: If crass language offends you please ignore the next tweet
GEG: What a gutless pack of bought and paid for pigmolesting ass clowns on the Fauquier BoS
GEG: So do I sleep on it or blog angry?
@VApourhouse: both then choose one
GEG: @VApourhouse who am I kidding? Laptop is on.
GEG: Can I point out I made it through the whole meeting w/ no jokes about Schwartz and a Johnson in govt? #allgrowedupiam